Tuesday, August 31, 2010

electricity and empty heads


Electricity and dim bulbs


And they ALL know that electricity is REALLY dangerous.

When they were younger, we used to have those outlet protector things all over the house. But it was drilled into them that YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE VOLTAGE. And so, by the time my kids were 6, we'd passed those gadgets on to Mary (her kids are younger than mine).

And we've NEVER, to date, had an issue with them trying to do anything stupid with a socket.

So you'd think a kid who's at least 14 years old, who grew up in an an industrialized nation, would grasp the simple concept of DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE! and NOT do something idiotic. Like, say, attach jumper cables to his chest and then plug them into a wall. Right?

Fat chance.

N.H. teen who zapped nipples during shop class sues

Aug. 31, 2010 07:34 AM
Associated Press
DOVER, N.H. - A New Hampshire high school student shocked so severely in shop class that his heart stopped beating is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover.
Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.
On March 11, Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.
Dubois was critically injured.
The New Hampshire Union Leader says Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage.
Kelley resigned from his teaching position about a month after the incident. He declined to comment on the lawsuit.


I think that what really pisses me off about this is that the family 
is suing the freaking teacher. Your teenage kid doesn't understand that electricity is dangerous? Who's fucking fault is that?

Of course, in these people's minds, it HAS to be the teacher's fuck-up. I mean, he's known the kid for a whole, what, 7 months out of the kid's life? The parents have only known him for at least 
14 years (it doesn't say how old he is, but to be in high school has to be at least 14) and apparently didn't bother to teach him basic electrical safety (like don't put a fork in an outlet).

So he could have done something this remarkably stupid at home, too. But he did it at school, so now they can sue someone besides themselves.

Some are going to write in that I'm a callous bastard, because the kid may be badly damaged (it doesn't say the extent of his injuries). Yes, I feel bad for ANY parent who has a tragedy befall their kids. It's horrible, regardless of what the cause is.

But the bottom line is that to sue someone else for your own failings as a parent is utter bullshit.
I'd like to thank my reader Sarah for submitting the above news story.

What is an expert witness?


Getting a subpoena: What is an expert witness?



Well, it's an inevitable part of working in an Emergency Department. I got a subpoena recently and now have to go in to testify on a trauma patient. I've gotten a few subpoenas before on trauma patients, but fortunately most cases were settled out of court.

First of all, I think it's an ethical responsibility of emergency physicians to describe what we saw and did in the care of the injured patient in the legal system. However, I have found that the few lawyers I have interacted with slowly expand their scope of questions to cover things NOT in the medical chart. Has this happened to anyone else? They essentially start to ask me things which an "expert witness" should answer. Expert witnesses receive expert witness fees.
  • "What is a typical expected course for..."
  • "Do patients with this type of injury usually have pain for so long?"
  • "What do you think about..."
  • "Can you describe the nature/ cause/ definition of..."
  • "What's the prognosis for..."
Actually ACEP has created Expert Witness Guidelines.

So I read more about our rights as emergency physicians when we get subpoenaed to testify for a patient. We are supposed to just testify about the facts on the medical chart. No opinions. If we start giving opinions, we are essentially giving expert witness testimony.

Interestingly, the California Medical Association has a recommendation on this: If asked to give expert opinion, the physician should ask if s/he is being asked for their expert opinion. If so, that they would like to receive expert witness fees. In 1995, the California legislature passed bill AB1204 that ensures a treating physician expert fee payment if asked for a medical opinion. Read more here in EP Monthly. This is becoming increasingly true in many other states.

Even better, there is a great template letter (thanks to Dr. Clement Yeh for telling me about it) that you can preemptively mail the lawyers who sent you a subpoena. It basically says that you would be happy to testify what's on the medical chart and ONLY on the chart. If they want expert opinion, you should be treated as an expert witness with "x" number of dollars/hour recompensation. It's pretty hard-core, but I think it averts many misunderstandings and potentially can you save a lot of time. All the time in court and preparing for the case takes you away from work.

Wish I had this earlier. Here is the template (download here):

Dear {name},

I was recently subpoenaed by your office. In the past, there have been several incidences where there has been a misunderstanding whether attorneys are requesting factual or expert witness testimony. In the event, you ask me to provide any response or responses that calls for an opinion or medical conclusion, that will be considered to be expert witness testimony. Receipt of this letter will confer your acknowledgement that in the event you request expert witness testimony, you and/or your agency will be responsible for bills for my time. As a courtesy, I am sending my fee schedule for your review.

My fee is $___ an hour for consultation and/or expert testimony. Expert services include review of records, telephone and or office conferences with attorney(s) or other relevant individuals, and preparation for deposition and trial if indicated. The minimum fee bill will be $____.

As is standard, all reasonable expenses incurred will be billed to your agency or firm. If travel is necessary, travel time will be billed at $___ per hour. If testimony is required the following charges apply. If I am called to testify in the morning, I assume that testimony will involve a minimum of eight hours, and you will be billed for eight hours at $___ per hour. If I am called in the afternoon, I assume that testimony will involve a minimum of four hours and you will be billed for four hours at $___ per hour. If meetings or trials are subsequently canceled on short notice your agency or firm may be billed for the time scheduled

Serious Injuries


Serious Injuries

We receive this transfer from an outlying hospital for a neurology evaluation. The patient is in his 30s and was out at the bars when he was hit in head with beer bottle during an altercation.
Since that event, he has complained of dizziness, headache, loss of vision in one eye, pain all over his body, and repeatedly running out of pain medications. He had multiple CT scans and an MRI looking for causes of his symptoms at the referring hospital. All were normal. He also had multiple x-rays and physical exams without positive findings.
He went back to the emergency department and was reportedly “pissing himself” and “s**tting himself” – as in he was sitting on the couch watching a movie and didn’t know he urinated on the couch until his girlfriend told him that she felt something wet on the floor. Also reportedly only knew that he soiled himself when he went to take a shower and noticed his underwear contained a present.
The ED physician at the transferring facility took good notes. The medical records showed that at the first visit, he was on his cell phone yelling at police why the person who threw the beer bottle at him wouldn’t be charged with a crime. After he got off the phone, he reportedly told a nurse that he had to have a “serious injury” in order for it to be further prosecuted. A cut to the head from a beer bottle wasn’t classified as a “serious injury.”
The patient never seemed to have soiled clothing in the ED and he was able to walk back and forth to the bathroom without problems – even though he couldn’t tell when he needed to go to the bathroom. He also failed several tests for malingering in the hospital that sent him to us.
I had to smirk just a little when I watched the well-tattooed muscular patient transfer from the ambulance stretcher to the bed holding a cell phone to his ear … and wearing an adult diaper that the previous emergency department had placed on him for the ride.
The neurologist discharged him from the ED after finding no abnormalities … and after he failed the same tests for malingering in our ED.
Still no criminal charges, I’m going to guess

Monday, August 30, 2010

Statins for heart disease and stroke, and debunking statin myths

Statins for heart disease and stroke, and debunking statin myths

by Eric Van De Graaff, MD
There is no class of medications in the history of the world that has been better studied that statins.
This class of drugs is more properly termed HMG CoA reductase (3-hydroxy-3-methyl-glutaryl co-enzyme A reductase) inhibitors, but with a name like that a terser nickname is almost mandatory (the name statin comes from the suffix of the members of this class: lovastatin,pravastatin, etc.).
Simply speaking, this chemical blocks the metabolic pathway that produces cholesterol, which, of course, is known* to be a chief culprit in the formation of arterial blockages and is a direct risk factor for heart attacks and stroke.  Following are statins currently available in the U.S.:
  • Lovastatin (Mevacor)
  • Pravastatin (Pravachol)
  • Simvastatin (Zocor)
  • Atorvastatin (Lipitor)
  • Rosuvastatin (Crestor)
Since the development of the first widely used statin in 1976 (lovastatin, originally isolated from penicillin fungus) thousands of patients have participated in major research studies assessing the safety and effectiveness of this class of medications and more than 3 billion prescriptions have been filled in the U.S. alone.
The theoretical benefit of widespread statin use has translated into a real effect among the current population of patients at risk for heart disease and stroke.  At present, the prevalence of coronary heart disease is at its lowest in decades, despite an ongoing epidemic of tobacco abuse and obesity.  Many experts in the field of epidemiology feel this is a direct result of the generalized application of the knowledge that has come from these many research studies.  I personally agree that the extensive use of lipid-lowering drugs has actually cut into my cardiology business, and I’m quite pleased with that.
You would think that all this information and scientific certainty would settle any potential controversy surrounding the safety of the statins. You might imagine that doctors and patients alike would feel comfortable using a class of medications for which there is study after study demonstrating the benefit of this type of cholesterol blockade.
Not so.
Virtually every patient who has ever gone on a statin medication has heard stories from family, friends, neighbors, and acquaintances about the dangers this class of drugs harbors: muscle and joint pain, weakness, paralysis, memory loss, depression, cancer, chronic pain, liver and kidney failure.  If you go on the internet and type “truth about statins” into virtually any search engine you will come up with thousands of sites that provide you with nearly everything except the truth.  I tried this last week and was astounded at the misinformation that is heaped upon anyone trying to come to an unbiased opinion on the matter (I also found that for most of these sites the damaging assertions about statins serve as nothing more than a gateway to advertise some other product).
Before I proffer my opinion on the matter, let’s detour for a moment to review the hierarchy of patient-based research.  Medical studies come in a myriad of different designs and span the gamut of quality and reliability.  At one end of the spectrum are anecdotal reports (“As a doctor I observed that Mr. X had adverse reaction to the drug Y”) that are unquestionably the least reliable of all scientific methods in that they involve only few patients, often only one doctor, and are fraught with heavy personal bias.
At the opposite end sits the gold standard research protocol: the prospective, randomized, controlled, double-blinded study.  Definitions:
Prospective: All data are collected after the study is designed.  The opposite of this is the retrospective study which collects data about events that have already happened.
Randomized: Each patient to enter the study is randomly assigned to one of two (sometimes more) therapies.  This differs from some studies where the clinician picks the therapy the patient will receive.
Controlled: More than one therapy is represented in the study.  Generally you compare the treatment in question (such as a new drug) to another treatment that is either placebo (sugar pills that reportedly have no true effect) or the established standard of care (therapy that patients are already receiving).
Double-blinded: A radiologist once told me this means to two orthopedists trying to read a chest x-ray.  It actually refers to a deliberate concealment from both the patient and the doctor/nurse/study coordinator so that neither entity can know whether the patient is receiving the therapy being tested or the control.  With many medications this is relatively easy to do.  With other therapies, such as surgeries, it’s very difficult.
The point of each of these provisions is to remove the effect of bias—on the part of the patient, the doctor, and the study designers—to the greatest degree possible.  Unfortunately this type of study is also the most difficult to run and extremely expensive, but it yields the most reliable information we can obtain.  A researcher who could successfully run such a study with a few hundred participants would be guaranteed a publication in a highly reputable medical journal.
How many patients have been enrolled in statin studies?  At this point over 120,000 patients have participated in prospective, randomized, controlled, double-blinded trials specifically looking at the statin class of medications.  And in every one of these studies the side effects of both the statin and the placebo have been documented with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker with obsessive-compulsive disorder.  Every ache and pain, each rise and fall of dozens of lab markers, and all doctor and hospital visits are painstakingly recorded, tracked, and dissected using a mind numbing array of statistical analyses.
Modern medical science has never (and may never again) so thoroughly dissected the effect—and possible adverse effects—of a class of medication as has been the case with statins.  Here’s what the research teaches us:
  • If you’ve had a heart attack already, or have coronary artery disease, you are at relatively high risk for heart attack, stroke and death.  Those with diabetes or atherosclerosis elsewhere in their circulation (carotid or peripheral) are at similarly high risk.  This group of patients has at least a 20% risk of death or severe cardiac problem over the course of 10 years.  A general rule holds true about risk and therapy: the higher your risk, the greater the magnitude of benefit you get from a therapy.
  • If you average all the studies you will find that you can reduce the risk of cardiac-related death by about 20% among individuals at higher risk.
  • Statins reduce the risk of stroke by about 20-30%.
  • Statins are known to raise liver enzymes in a dose-dependent fashion in around 5 percent of people
  • Statins very rarely lead to dangerous muscle damage (myopathy).
  • Side effects were reported only slightly more commonly in patients randomized to receive the statin drugs (when compared to those on placebo), but the rate of drug discontinuance was similar between both groups.
This last finding is critical.  It means that regardless what you may hear from neighbors and family about the dangerous side effects of statins, the truth of the matter is that among the 120,000 patients studied the side effects of the statins were no different than those of the placebo pill.  Sure, muscle aches occurred, but they were no more prominent among patients randomized to receive the statin.
At least one caveat exists to all this research, however.  There is one form of prominent bias that cannot be excluded from prospective studies such as these, and is in fact inherent in the design of the trial.  This bias occurs when the investigator decides what type of patient should be enrolled in the research and who should be excluded.  A good example is the mammoth Heart Protection Study(HPS), a research endeavor that randomized over 20,000 patients to statin versus placebo.  The enrollment criteria required patients to have some form of vascular disease present (coronary, cerebral or peripheral vascular disease) and therefore excluded patients with no established history of atherosclerosis.  Since healthy individuals weren’t enrolled it stands to reason that the findings of the HPS cannot be applied to the general population.
Also excluded were patients with certain medical problems.  Since muscle aches and liver enzyme abnormalities are a known possible side effect of statins, HPS kept patients with preexisting muscle and liver ailments from enrollment in order to limit the confusion.
Research coordinators are free to exclude these individuals from receiving statin therapy but we clinicians aren’t.  Patients with liver and muscle problems come in with heart attacks as often as anyone else does and we are left trying to decide how safe and advisable it is to start these people on statins.  It’s not known whether people with other complicated medical problems (or complex drug regimens) are at higher risk for statin side effects.
Now, having bored you with my lengthy sermon on the scientific literature supporting statin safety and tolerability, let’s look at real world experience.  Most every physician you talk to will tell you that the rate of statin intolerability among their patients is higher than 5%,  I, too, have seen a higher than expected proportion of patients come back to my office complaining of muscle aches and fatigue after initiating this cholesterol therapy.
What to make of this?  I don’t really know.  I have to believe that statins in the general population result in side effects at a rate not seen in the study groups.  For me to deny this would be ignoring my personal experience with patients whose symptoms improve once they stop the medication and recur if it is restarted.
That said, I also believe that the specter of statin toxicity has so suffused the general population that it has affected the way patients and doctors react such possible side effects arise.  When a person who is not on a statin has joint or muscle aches or fatigue, those complaints are attributed to nothing more than old age, obesity, arthritis, or what have you.  But, these days, when a patient on a statin reports the same symptoms, the statin becomes the culprit and is quickly discontinued.  An example: I saw a patient this week who complained to his pharmacist of muscle aches associated with a cold and was told to stop his Crestor because “it might be killing him.”  Thankfully, the patient—an elderly gentleman at great risk of repeat heart attack—was open to hearing a second opinion.
In summary, if you are unfortunate enough to have had a heart attack, stroke, vascular disease, or diabetes, you are at immense risk of suffering some vascular complication down the road.  Pharmaceutical research has provided us an enormously potent tool to cut the risk of heart attack, stroke and death in such individuals, and more than a hundred-thousand patients donated their bodies to help prove the safety of this therapy.  Each of you has to make your own choice about every medication you introduce into your body, but I would encourage you to put a little faith in the best science that modern medicine has to offer and submit to letting your doctor help you control your cholesterol.
* Remarkably, there are numerous so-called experts who call into question the linkage between cholesterol and heart disease and theirwebsites can be easily found.  The research that implicates cholesterol in vascular disease—starting with the seminalFramingham Heart Study in the 1950s—is about as ironclad as any concept we have in modern medicine.  Those who can’t get on board with the lipid hypothesis would likely have been the same ones to reject the earth-is-round theory.
Eric Van De Graaff is a cardiologist at Alegent Health who blogs at the Alegent Health Cardiology Blog.

Too many young children are medicated with powerful drugs


Recently while cleaning out my office in anticipation of my new job, I discovered that I had unknowingly been witness to to an historic moment in child psychiatry. I found a binder from a course I had taken in June of 2001 sponsored by Harvard Medical School on Major Psychiatric Illnesses in Children and Adolescents.
Though I did not remember until I looked at my scrawled notes in the margins, on Saturday June 9th I attended a lecture given by Janet Wosniak entitled “Juvenile Bipolar Disorder: An Overlooked Condition in Treatment Resistant Depressed Children.”
Little did any of us at the lecture know at the time that, largely as a result of Dr Wosniak her close colleague Joseph Biederman’s ideas, we would over the next nine years see a 4,000 percent increase in diagnosis of this “overlooked condition.” These children were described as irritable with prolonged, aggressive temper outbursts that she called “affect storms.” Some children were as young as 3 and over 60% were under age 12.
As this was in a sense a new disease, there were no controlled treatment trials. Wozniak described how she and Biederman reviewed charts of children seen with this constellation of symptoms in a psychopharmacology unit from 1991-1995. Patients received tricylics, stimulants, SSRI’s, and mood stabilizers. Neuroleptics were used in 10% of visits. Mood stabilizers seemed to be the most effective, SSRI’s seemed to be associated with risk of inducing mania. Wozniak did not mention atypical antipsychotics.
So here we have a perfect storm. A new disease with no clearly identified treatment. A new drug. Between 2000 and 2010 six atypical antipsychotics, Clozaril, Seroquel, Zyprexa, Risperdol, Abilify and Geodon were approved for treatment of pediatric bipolar disorder. The number of prescriptions for atypical antipsychotics for children and adolescents doubled to 4.4 million between 2003 and 2006. Prescribing of antipsychotics for two to five year olds has doubled in the past several years. Atypical antipsychotics are among the most profitable class of drugs in the United States.
It is not surprising that these powerful drugs are effective at controlling the explosive behavior associated with what Drs Wozniak and Biederman labeled as bipolar disorder(and is currently being redefined as Temper Dysregulation Disorder in an attempt to undo some of the damage of the storm). But this perfect storm may have prevented us from understanding these children in a way that leads to meaningful interventions.
While this storm was brewing, across the ocean in London, Peter Fonagy, Miriam Steele and colleagues were discovering, in the London Parent Child Project, that a parents capacity to reflect upon and understand her child’s experience helps that child learn to regulate strong emotions. Subsequent research has shown that child may be born with a genetic vulnerability for emotional dysregulation, but interventions that address family conflict and support relationships protect against this vulnerability and facilitate emotional regulation at the level of gene expression and biochemistry of the brain.
My hope is that this storm is clearing. Our culture, realizing the potential harm of medicating so many young children with powerful drugs that have serious side effects, may now be open to new ways of thinking about these “irritable” children Dr. Wosniak described that June day 9 years ago.
Claudia M. Gold is a pediatrician who blogs at 
Child in Mind.

JCAHO fun

21 MARCH 2007

More JCAHO fun

All physicians hate JCAHO. Truly, it is an awful organization and they do awful things to the practice of medicine*. It seems like every year there is some new fad, some new measure that they are pushing down the throats of the people trying to practice medicine in a challenging environment.

I am sure there is some good that comes of JCAHO regulations. Their intentions may be good. But when you are the practicing doc (or nurse, God help them, the burden of the regs falls much harder on the nurses), trying to deal with a sick population, half of whom are uninsured, in an overcrowded ED with too few nurses and no inpatient beds and no specialists will to take call, the miniscule, petty, trivial, small-minded rules promulgated by this unelected bunch of bureaucrats can make you crazy.

For example, a couple of years ago, it was decreed that nothing could be stored under the sink in the ED. I have no idea why -- under the sink is a perfectly good storage place for non-medical supplies. They had to turn the ER upside down finding new legal storage places for the displaced stuff. And last year it was abbreviations. I agree that some abbreviations probably are confusing and should be clarified -- that's good common sense. But they came out with a list of dozens of abbreviations which are banned, many of which are perfectly clear (such as the use of L for Left and R for right). There is no appeal for their decisions, they are passed down from on high as infallible law, and woe betide the nursing manager if the department is singled out as deficient on a JCAHO survey.

The new rule, designed, it seems, to increase patient treatment times and decrease patient satisfaction and quality of care, is this:
All non-emergent medications must be reviewed by a pharmacist and mixed (if necessary) by a pharmacist.
Which sounds reasonable on the face of it until it collides with the hard reality:
We don't have a pharmacist in the ED. There aren't enough pharmacists to go around as it is, and now, instead of keeping the drugs in the ER and mixing them at the point of service (which isn't that hard), we need to send up to the inpatient pharmacy, wait for the PharmD to get around to it in their workflow, and send it back down. And we are not even talking about the dangerous stuff, but routine meds like certain antibiotics. Another interruption to our workflow, another delay in patient care, just one more in the death of a thousand cuts that is making health care that much more of an unpleasant profession.

And the scary thing is that this is an improvement from the original draft regulation, which said that all meds had to be reviewed 
in advance by a pharmacist.

Maybe that MBA might be a good idea after all...


* yes, this is hyperbole. get over it.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

DO NOT USE MOBILES WHILE DRIVING ;NO,NOT EVEN FOR TEXTING OR TWITTING


No LOL Matter

It’s sad when you hear about deaths due to texting while driving. Dr. Frank Ryan recently drove off a California cliff while reportedly making a Twitter post about his dog.
We recently had a 22 year old patient come in from a bad motorcycle accident. Road rash all over the place. Wasn’t wearing a helmet. As we began to examine him, it became evident that he had a spinal cord injury. He had priapism and reduced rectal tone. His legs weren’t moving. MRI showed a T6-T7 injury.
It was even more sad learning how the injury occurred. He told the paramedics that he was riding his motorcycle at a high rate of speed using one hand to steer and using the other hand to talk on his cell phone. On a speeding motorcycle. He was making plans to meet a friend that evening to go out to the bars and “get some.” The only thing he “got” was a lot of IV medications, a neurosurgical consultation, and a hospital bed.
Now he’s forever more likely to “get a lot less” due to a lapse in judgment.
Is answering that message from your BFF this instant really worth the thought of dying … or of sitting in a wheelchair the rest of your life?
Don’t text and drive.
UPDATE AUGUST 28, 2010
The day after my original post and one of my first patients of the shift last night was a 21 year old young lady who gashed her head open when she was driving down the street at 40 mph and she hit a parked car … while she was texting.
The 22 year old didn’t think the wheelchair would happen to him. This patient didn’t think the crash would happen to her. No one gets behind the wheel and expects to get into a major car accident.
Someone just told me about 
Oprah’s campaign about texting and driving. Read about it.
It’s not a question of IF something bad will happen to you, only WHEN it will happen to you.
Don’t text and drive

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Why we walk to emergencies.


Why we walk to emergencies.


Our departments medical emergency team (MET) consists of a senior doctor and nurse who respond to medical emergencies occurring throughout the hospital. We actually call them the MET team, which is kinda like saying: ATM machine.
When their pager goes off they respond by pushing this rather large trolley bristling with advance life support equipment to the scene of the emergency.
But its not like on TV.
We don’t take off running down the corridor with the doctors coat flapping behind him like a Batman cape.
We walk to our emergencies, Its safer that way.

When I was young and stupid. I did run to emergencies. We didn’t have such a large crash cart back then. In one hand you picked up a fishing tackle box full of emergency drugs and cannulation equipment, with the other you grabbed the defibrillator (which was pretty heavy back then) and off you sprinted.
One night I was running to a code, full tilt down a long underground corridor that leads from one hospital building to another.
As my arm carrying the heavy defibrillator swung past my hip it knocked the pager from my waist. The pager bounced off my knee and fell to the ground breaking open… the very instant before I trod on it.

For some reason known only to Motorola, its old pagers were packed with a hundred little small ball bearing springy thingies, and I skidded along on one leg for several meters on the now disintegrating pager, arms flapping out to the sides.
One of the paddles of the defibrillator came loose wrapping around my flailing legs.

I landed heavily on my back.
The defibrillator came crashing down; seriously injuring three of the Tweety-Birds that were now flying around my head. Once I collected myself and sat up on my elbows, I could see that I had broken the pager, the defibrillator and the world record for the slowest response to a medical emergency.

Another time one of my colleagues was on the MET that responded to a man who had jumped through a large window on the ninth floor of the hospitals main building. He landed on the roof directly above the hospital main entrance.
Initially the code was called to the ninth floor, and our intrepid team, thinking it would be far quicker than waiting for our glacial lifts, humped up the stairs (right past the crumpled roof), arriving totally exhausted to find their patient was back down where they had started.

To get to him Chris and the doc had to break a thick window on the first floor and clamber out onto the roof. They were knackered. And they fully expected the man to be dead. The roof had partially collapsed under his impact leaving him laying at the bottom of this human shaped crater.
The crumpling of the roof must of cushioned his fall somewhat, for as they climbed out to him he lifted his arm and said, “I know I just died…but I feel OK.”

Crap. Now what do we do?
Chris was checking the poor guy over and figuring out how the heck they were going to extricate him off the roof whilst maintaining spinal precautions, when an enormous section of glass from the window way up on the ninth floor sliced down like a guillotine just centimeters from where they were crouched.

Chris and the doc looked at each other, MET was trumped by WTF, and without a further word of discussion, they dragged the man unceremoniously by one arm and one leg, out of his crater, across the roof and back through the window.
And then of course there was the time I ran to a code way, way over at the other end of the hospital. I was a young nurse back then and I thought I looked pretty cool yelling at little old ladies on their hopper frames to stand clear as I sprinted past. Yes, this is what being an ED nurse is all about.
By the time I got there, I was so knackered I vomited into the physiotherapy pool.
Nope, you don’t see that on TV.

Monday, August 23, 2010

ACEP Preview – Hemostasis: Stopping the bleeding in a crashing trauma patient


ACEP Preview – Hemostasis: Stopping the bleeding in a crashing trauma patient

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Hey folks,
I’m lecturing at ACEP in Las Vegas this year. This is one of two lectures I’m giving there. If you are going to the conference and plan on coming to my lecture, don’t listen to this lecture; I’d rather you hear the real one in person.
But if you can’t make it this year, and you have 50 minutes, take a listen and let me know what you think.
Here is the Handout
Here are the Slides